Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
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so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
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Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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