I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
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One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
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When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
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