He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
