Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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