Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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