You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
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She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
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IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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