Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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