oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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