Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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