Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
kristin has been a bad kristin
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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