After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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