She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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