i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
i need some magic done to my vagina
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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