I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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