its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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