I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
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I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
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He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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