mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
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merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
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On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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