kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I need to align my fucking chakras
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