So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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