i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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