just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
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Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
NoShamevember. You game?
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
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I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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