We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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