so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
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So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
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Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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