i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
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I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
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I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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