I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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