I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
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