Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
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he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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