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I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.

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(361): View more from Texas

Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed

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(813): View more from Florida

I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.

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Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis

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(229): View more from Georgia

Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters

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(330): View more from Ohio

Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?

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(213): View more from California

His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.

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(518): View more from New York

Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip

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(914): View more from New York

I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.

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