I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
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He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
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