my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Randomize
