my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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