I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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