thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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