i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
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i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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