You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
