He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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