OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
We are two peas in an std pod
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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