okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
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Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
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She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
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