she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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