question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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