I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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