Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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