I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
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I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
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Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Two words: blizzard sex
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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