Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize
