Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
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I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
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btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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