i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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