You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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