Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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