i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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