It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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