My friends, they love my intelligence
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
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I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
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And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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