oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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