I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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