I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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