ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
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