I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
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Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
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It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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