He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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